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Stoopid Daggum Shooting 101
I've had a few beers so this may not make sense unless you join me…. Here it goes!
(1) EYE + SCOPE
The human can only look at one thing at a time. Make sure you're focusing on your crossheirs NOT THE TARGET!!
Make sure you identify what you want to shoot at, but before you pull that trigger make sure you're focused on CLEAR SIGHTS placed on a blurry target.(2) STOCK WELD
This is a firm connection between the skin (and fat of you chubby cheekers) to the stock of your gun. Now… if you get a good stock weld and cant see through your scope you need to build this up with whatever you can find and maybe some duct tape to hold it there… NEVER EVER Lift your head up to see through your scope, this is not consistent!
(3) SIGHT RELIEF
The distance between your eye and the back of your scope. Make sure you have this setup correctly. Set your scope at the maximum magnification. Close your eyes. Get that good CHEEK WELD (#2). Open your eyes. if your scope isn't in the right spot. MOVE IT! do this until you get it right…
(4) BODY ALIGNMENT
Basically your gun will recoil when you shoot… put your weight behind it! Don't lean back at the hips like a woman. Have an aggressive posture! Before you shoot have your buddy push back on your shoulders.. If you lose balance you need to get ready like a lineman for the NFL… OK NOW YOU'RE ready for your 22 Long Rifle!
(5) STABILITY OF HOLD
This is probably the hardest of all to master… its just muscle memory and a whole lot of practice. Make sure you are attentive to your breathing. Wait until that moment your lungs are out of air.. then wait a couple of moments more.. ok now you're really out of air and relaxed. Now I want you to let out a fart.. Now you are completely relaxed!
Lets see what you're aiming at at this point… is it what you want to kill?(6) TRIGGER CONTROL
This isn't your dick. Don't jerk it, slap it, or squeeze it.
PULL IT slowly toward the rear, in line with your rifle. (maybe it is a little like your dick)
Try to keep your rifle on point the whole way through.
AND! Once your gun goes BOOM don't just let it go! Keep looking through your scope and see what it's aiming at. This might be an indicator of what you actually shot…
NOW you can slowly release your trigger… slowly…Another note for trigger control.. Don't be scared of your rifle… If you are, Stop shooting it and get a watergun or something.. remember the bullets go forwards.. not backwards so you're safe, and if you flinch you're a sissy haha!
Now your bullet has left the gun!
Analyze your shots and see what you did wrong..
If you liked this let me know, buy me another case of beer, and I will post more on how to analyze your shots!
CHEERS!
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